There are some gadgets that are excellent conversation pieces. Some gadgets are good for a laugh. Then, others are just a humorous joke.
Yet, every once in a while a gadget makes a memorable appearance. It gets a laugh but then finds many fans. I was introduced to one such gadget while in Korea.
Once I checked into my hotel room, I unpacked. Then, I walked over to check out the bathroom. That’s when I saw the gadget for the first time.
It made me laugh. Surely, I thought, this was some kind of prank. Maybe someone with a camera was going to pop out of the closet once I tried to use it.
The gadget is an automatic body washer. Yes, the toilet had its own electronic control panel next to the seat. I stood there at the bathroom door and laughed. I even looked around to see if anyone had placed this there as a tease. I was alone.
Eventually, the time came to use this gadget. Afterall, it was private, it was time and the need obviously presented itself. So, I prepared myself and sat down. Immediately, I was laughing out loud.
The seat was heated! It felt so good. Once I was over the initial shock of such a surprise I was immediately impressed with how comfortable it was.
It’s easy to relax when I have good reading material. Give me an outdoor magazine, motorcycle accessory catalog or a book on mechanical advances and I’ll put fiber drinks out of business. But, without any of that classic reading material at hand in a foreign country, I was wondering what this new gadget would do to produce the same smooth-flowing results.
I was not disappointed. Comfort, heat and a gentle vibration massage were even more relaxing than my favorite reading materials. The gadget had now captured my attention.
A side panel with all sorts of lighted buttons invited me to experiment. I pressed all of them. One button turned on a fountain of warm water that personally washed my body parts that just completed their divinely appointed tasks. How did it know where to squirt? It was definitely a bull’s eye! Well, no eye, perhaps another part of the heifer’s anatomy.
Someone invented a winner. It makes me smile just thinking about that experience. Here back at the ranch, we have cold plastic seats that don’t do much of anything.

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June 13, 2008 at 8:33 am
Jennifer
Our house came fully loaded with those in Yokohama– complete with remote controls! Now I ask, where on earth might you be, other than seated on the contraption when you need to push the buttons … if not for squirting your unsuspecting brothers-in-law when they came for visits? Ask David about that story some time. We decided that you needed to have an operator’s license to drive that thing! Indeed it was a very cool toy, making our repatriation all the more of an adjustment after 6 years of being used to a shampoo and blow-dry! (They even had a feature that played the sound of running water so no one could hear you)
Inventors, be encouraged… there are still toys yet to be designed that someone will spend money on!
June 13, 2008 at 9:06 am
brucefong
We need these in the USA! I might go back overseas just for the experience. What a hoot!