Did you notice the product line? Yep, they are purses, bags, handbags and of course matching accessories. Nearly all of the designs are flowery, bright colors and other difficult to describe patterns.
It is close to camouflage but also not close at all. Urban camo does not fit the description either. Some of the items are monochrome but they are rare.
Yes, this is a store designed for the fairer of the human race. Women flock into this boutique shop. They enter the store with enthusiasm, touch every item on sale, try them over their shoulders, in their hands or clasp a clutch purse.
I am hiding in a corner near the exit. Oh, yeah, it has a bench that gives me a place to relax. It is also a haven for two other men who are waiting.
There are no mannequins in the store but the three of us could serve that purpose. We are still. No sounds emit from any of us.
A moment of truth stares at me. My bride comes up to me with arms loaded down and both hands filled with accessories. She asks me for my opinion.
I gaze into her eyes and attempt to discern a clue, any clue. “Which ones do you like?”
Inside my soul I bolstered up the enthusiasm and pointed to one of the items that she held. “How about that one?” I managed to blurt out. “Hmmm, but that would mean that I would have to find another purse to match it.” Guessing again, “Maybe that one?” Again she thoughtfully commented with clear aesthetic skills that were foreign to me, “Oh, I don’t know if anything matches that bag,” she responded, obviously puzzled by my suggestion.
Of course if those two random choices of mine did not match anything else, I wondered why she showed them to me in the first place. That is a dangerous question to contemplate for very long. At least I was bright enough not to verbalize that inquiry.
It is enough that did my manly duty and offered a suggestion. She put those bags back on their respective shelves. I had successfully contributed to the shopping experience and moved us closer to the check-out line. Yay!
photo credit: brucefong cellphone photography