There is no greater class of people in the world than pastors. They work harder for others, make do with less, live by the noblest of values and rack up more hours of work per day than anyone that I know. Duty does not call, but God does. Then, every pastor answers.
Nevertheless, pastors are the object of more criticism, more abuse and more attacks than any other class of professional that I know. Every pastor experiences betrayal, pulls out the darts of gossip, binds up the wounds of slander and humbly accepts a pittance for the faithful work that they do. The self-righteous hold their private meetings to complain with like-minded malcontents.
Ever the optimist and hopeful servant, the pastor tries to protect his family from the whispers and attitudes of the negative. Business meetings are more about him getting the business than the management of a local church’s stewardship. Members act like volunteers, coming late, leaving early or skipping altogether.
The pastor just keeps on smiling and dying a thousands deaths inside. People make promises that they easily forget or sign up to oversee a project but conveniently procrastinate. Everyone can count on him but he has very few that he can count on.
Sometimes his own staff are AWOL adding to the stress of running a ministry. Can you imagine pastoral staff taking breakfast breaks or lunch breaks in excess of two hours and then leaving early from the office because the drain from the hard work? Or do you find it acceptable when pastoral staff build into their work week a Sabbath rest or include personal work out time as part of their hours posted on their calendar?
The pastor picks up the slack left by others. He smiles and cheerfully carries on. His hours of service exceed the expectations of all and his ONE day off is not infrequently compromised with ministry emergencies.
Humor is funny because there is some truth to it. This poster is funny for that very reason. It blends the contrast between reality and an alternate reality.
Those who laugh the hardest at this piece of humor are those who pastor. They erupt with a guffaw that outsiders to ministry can only imagine. Within the academy of faithful shepherds wink, chuckle and keep on serving just as God called us to persevere in it.